義呆利。法藍奇大道。叁拾伍之一

半夜３點多　整理思緒　爬起來寫ㄌ封如此這般ㄉｅｍａｉｌ給我娘
其實　內容ㄉ主要重點只不過是......請她老人家別再叨叨念ㄌ啦!!!!!
Dear Mom,
I know you are very angry about my behavior recently.

I do understand these two months are so important to me.
believe me.....I really know that!!!!!
well~~~~let me put it in this way.........
if I can't pass any of those exams and get into any of those schools.
I'll go back to my original university and wait for next internal subject transfer test.
I know you are very worried about my situation right now.
but could you please give me a little space then I can decide for myself?!
although, I might suffer from my own actions!!
anyway, I just want to let you know that I have my own steps of doing things.
even if, you don't think that's a good idea at all.
and........could you please don't push or question me untill I finish this?!
Best regards,
your daughter Hsiao-Hui......

前幾天寫ㄌ篇名叫半推半就ㄉ日記
ＲｕＢｙ ＆ 相　都有所回應.....
ＲｕＢｙ如是說～
試著從心裡ㄉ層面幫我推想半推半就ㄉ英文解答

半推半就情況一．
"oh~no~~~~~~~~~plz be gentle 2 me~"
翻譯：不..不要啦....恩...要溫柔喔
半推半就情況二．
"oh~~~~Mary~~~~"
翻譯：聖母瑪麗亞啊~~~我該說好還是繼續裝酷/衿持（請因應男女不同之需求套用）
半推半就情況三．
"only God can judge me"
翻譯：我想..這ㄍ決定...只有上帝知道對與錯ㄅ
"相" 如是說～

事情是這樣ㄉ.....
正當我準備轉學考英文科目時
我看到ㄌ以下ㄉ文法結構
ｍａｋｅ + Ｏ + Ｖ　　 →＜主動＞
ｍａｋｅ + Ｏ + ｐ.ｐ　→＜被動＞

爛例句：
ｍａｋｅ　Ｕ　ｄｏ　　 →＜此句為主動＞
ｍａｋｅ　Ｕ　ｄｏｎｅ →＜此句為被動＞
疑問：　那.............半推半就呢?!
想知道　半推半就倒底是要用哪種文法來修飾?!
主動 ＋ 被動?! 　＜它們應該不能同時存在ㄅ？！＞
那..........是同時有２ㄍ受詞ㄇ??!
有２ㄍ受詞時....是用ｗｈａｔ當副詞來形容ㄇ??!
或是　使用英文ㄉ族群裡　並沒有半推半就這樣ㄉ狀況
要嘛　ｙｅｓ　不然就是　ｎｏ!!!!
所以也不需要另外再想ㄍ文法造句來形容當時ㄉ狀態？！
半推半就.......半推半就.......
中文　果然充滿ㄌ狡猾ㄉ迷思.......
吼~~~~~~~~~~~~~~如果拿這問題問阿怪
他會不會不理我啊~?!!!　＝________＝|||
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寫東西是種愉悅ㄉ發洩
回頭看自己剛剛寫ㄉ東西
發覺　那只不過是一陀........
還夾帶著.......未經消化食物ㄉＢＳ時
那種　恍然大悟　望著它　頻頻點頭稱是
卻不願　按下沖水馬桶
任由它　任性　囂張ㄉ.....滯留原處
待其自我分解　回歸大自然吧!!!!!

在失去你ㄉ這些日子後
高度懷疑自己是否內分泌嚴重失調
並導致賀爾蒙無法正常運作
回想起之前　感受你曾在我ㄉ生命裡真實存在
就像　有人從背後輕拍我ㄉ肩膀　說著
「嘿~!　抱歉讓你久等ㄌ」
而我也微笑ㄉ回應著「恩　真ㄉ好久不見!!」
別不理睬我啊！　起碼來封ｅｍａｉｌ告訴我
通知我　你何時能與我再度碰面?!

怎摸............這摸多...........
我不愛............聽！
割除耳朵／戳瞎雙眼
剩餘從嘴唇發出ㄉ喃喃自語..........裝瘋賣傻！
同時放著ｈｉｐｈｏｐ　＆　電音

為ㄌ省３８塊過橋費　索性提前一ㄍ交流道下
其實是帶著點　賭氣　自以為想冒險ㄉ感覺
「五股工業區」??!!　似乎有點荒涼
但　正符合我想要ㄉ意境

目視綠色指標　抵達ｈｏｍｅ　ｂａｓｅ
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Ｉ　ｂｅｌｉｅｖｅ　ｗｕｔ　Ｉ　ｈｖ　ｋｎｏｗｎ
Ｉ　ｔｒｕｓｔ　ｗｕｔ　Ｉ　ｈｖ　ｓｅｅｎ
Ｉ　ａｃｃｅｐｔ　ｗｕｔ　Ｉ　ｈｖ　ｇｏｔ

I dun wanna see it anymore
I dun wanna hear it anymore
I dun wanna think it anymore
I dun wanna feel it anymore
I'll ignore every unhappy events
I'll live my life better
I'll be myself again
I'll do everything well
I'll let myself happy
dat's me.......dat's me........
well~ I dun think I need Ur sorry
cuz U R not da right guy should say sorry to me
BTW in dat email....my point isn't blame on U
da point is.....
I'm sick and tired of those fucking BS words
and.....I hope I won't see it anymore!!!!
get it~?!
ＦＩＮＥ．．．
ｗｅｌｌ　ｄｏｎｅ~!!!　Ｇｏｏｄ　Ｂｏｙ~!!! 

Here used 2 b something
NOW~ it's empty......
no one can judge it anymore
no one can search it anymore

I've got my own spirit, my own story, my own expression, and my own life stlye
how dare U~?!
U ever never ever wanna destroy it
U r such a pathetic person.....
pity for U.....

喜歡怪怪影評ㄉ我....
又看ㄌ『ＴｏgｅtｈEｒ』這部瑞典製片ㄉＤＶＤ
Ｔｉｌｌｓａｍｍａｎｓ＝Ｔｏｇｅｔｈｅｒ
看完後發覺
其中ㄉ意境有點類似阿怪所說ㄉ「老人愛情公社」
一群人一起住在同一棟公寓　彼此照顧、互愛、分擔
即使有時關係是　混亂ㄉ
但　各自還是有思想存在
如果住不下去　就儘管搬出去！
如果破壞愛ㄉ規則　你則會被趕出去！
還不賴........我們Ｇ８自己老ㄌ也來組一ㄍ這種社群吧！
我相信　這會是ㄍ趨勢！
因為.........人越來越不知足
搞不清楚　自己要ㄉ是蛇摸樣ㄉ關係
越來越不懂得........珍惜！
來吧！「Ｇ８愛情公社!!!!」
名額有限........快報名吧！
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你問ㄌ我　總比沒問好
但　ｉｆ問ㄌ　還是不相信我ㄉ答案
那...........其實一開始根本就無需問起！